Quote by James Thurber (1894-1961)

• Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.

• I hate women because they always know where things are.

• Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house.

• There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

• You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

• Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?