Quote by Stephen Colbert (b. 1964)

• I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.

• When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday -- no matter what happened Tuesday.

• There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.

• Equations are the devil's sentences.

• We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in 'reality.' And reality has a well known liberal bias.