I and my public understand each other very well; it does not hear what I say, and I don't say what it wants to hear. — Karl Kraus. Topics referred to by the same term
What torture, this life in society! Often someone is obliging enough to offer me a light, and in order to oblige him I have to fish a cigarette out of my pocket.
Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon how children do not come into the world.