I am in fact a Hobbit, in all but size. — J. R. R. Tolkien. English writer and philologist (1892–1973)
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence.