Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned. — Dick Gregory. American comedian, actor, writer, activist and social critic (1932–2017)
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
Nature is not affected by finance. If someone offered you ten thousand dollars to let them touch your eyeball without blinking, you would never collect the money. At the very last moment, Nature would force you to blink your eye. Nature will protect her own.