Quote by R. Stevens (b. 1988)

• Why is it OK to love without a reason, but anger requires justification?

• I'm NOT short. I prefer to think there is simply more space above my head for word balloons full of devastatingly pithy witticisms.

• Ever heard Victoria's REAL secret? Too much support hurts.

• Wasting sarcasm is a sin.

• The only good ideas are the ones I can take credit for.

• Don't get yourself arrested and make your day worse! If you need to vent, just smash something that's already broken! You can't get in trouble for wrecking the unsalvageable!