Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. — Peter Ustinov. British actor and humanitarian (1921–2004) Humor
I'm convinced there's a small room in the attic of the Foreign Office where future diplomats are taught to stammer.
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.
Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.