Quote by Waiter Rant

• Dating's like going on a job interview. You don't know if you'll get the job, but if you do, you get to see the interviewee naked.

• Cocooned inside our private dramas we often don’t realize life is rolling by us like it should.

• Angels dancing on the head of a pin dissolve into nothingness at the bedside of a dying child.

• The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.

• Character is forged in the smallest of struggles. Then, when the big challenges come, we’re ready.

• We want God to come and save us. But he won’t. God doesn’t stop levees from failing, he doesn’t stay the force of tsunamis, and he doesn’t stop planes from smashing into buildings. Deus Ex Machina is overrated.