Quote by Kurt Vonnegut (1922-2007)

• The worst thing that could happen to anybody, would be to not be used for anything by anybody.

• Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

• The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.

• History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again.

• I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.'.

• True terror is to wake up one morning and realize that your high school class is running the country.