Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. — Douglas Adams. English writer and humorist (1952–2001) , The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Science fiction series Politicians, Politics
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own set of laws.
Man [has] always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much-the wheel, New York, wars and so on-while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man-for precisely the same reason.
In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry, and been widely regarded as a bad move.
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.