Quote by Russell Baker (1925-2019)

• Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

• People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.

• Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

• People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.

• The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

• Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.