Movies Quotes

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Somone lying back getting a wank absolutely should be something we see in cinema.

So where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

"I want to thank Gus Van Sant for selling out so that I could use his editor Curtis Clayton, who did a great job.

This is fascinating! I love this picture! So I know it's going to be a bomb. It's always a disaster when you love something.

It made me sick to watch those businessmen applaud Welles during the 1975 AFI tribute, when you know that the next day if he asked any one of them for money, they'd say, 'We'll let you know.'"

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.

When people ask me if I went to film school I tell them 'no, I went to films.'

Movies are my religion and God is my patron. I'm lucky enough to be in the position where I don't make movies to pay for my pool. When I make a movie, I want it to be everything to me; like I would die for it.

What if a kid goes to school after seeing <i>Kill Bill</i> and starts slicing up other kids? You know, I'll take that chance! Violent films don't turn children into violent people. They may turn them into violent filmmakers but that's another matter altogether.

The MPAA rates this PG-13. It is too vulgar for anyone under 13, and too dumb for anyone over 13.

I'm not sure how much movies should entertain. I've always been more interested in movies that scar.

A film is never really any good unless the camera is an eye in the head of a poet.

A film is - or should be - more like music than like fiction. It should be a progression of moods and feelings. The theme, what's behind the emotion, the meaning, all that comes later.