Tallulah Bankhead

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

I thought I told you to wait in the car.

My heart is pure as the driven slush.

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.

Working on television is like being shot out of a cannon. They cram you all up with rehearsals, then someone lights a fuse and - BANG - there you are in someone's living room.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.

Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.