Sam Levenson

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

What we should have fought for was representation without taxation.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.