Ronnie Shakes

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'

I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?

I like life. It's something to do.

I was going to buy a copy of "The Power of Positive Thinking", and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.