Robert Byrne

To err is human, to purr is feline.

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.

Partying is such sweet sorrow.

Getting caught is the mother of invention.

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)

Love will find a lay.

Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one.

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.