Richard Jeni (1957-2007)

Richard Jeni

Richard John Colangelo, better known by his stage name Richard Jeni, was an American stand-up comedian and actor.

Quotes

On going to war over religion: You're basically killing each other to prove who's got the better imaginary friend.
It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!