George Best

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.

I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes.

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.

I once said Gazza's IQ was less than his shirt number and he asked me: "What's an IQ?"

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.