I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
I pitty people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're going to feel all day.
Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.
I feel bad for people who don't drink because when they wake up in the morning and get out of bed...Thats the best they are gonna feel.
I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in the morning it is as good as they are going to feel all day.
I can honestly say to you, slaves of the press, that if I had as many love affairs as you have given me credit for, I would now be speaking to you from a jar at the Harvard Medical School.
Luck is only important insofar as getting the chance to sell yourself at the right moment. After that, you've got to have talent and know how to use it.
I feel sorry for those who do not drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.
I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living life, a man who had good friends, fine family — and I don't think I could ask for anything more than that, actually.