Francois Marie Arouet (Voltaire)

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense.

A witty saying proves nothing.

If God has created us in His image, we have more than returned the compliment.

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.

Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.

Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.