Elayne Boosler (b. 1952)

Quotes

• When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

• I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

• When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

• I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.

• Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?