Adrienne E. Gusoff

Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.

I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.

Living in a vacuum sucks.

Living hell is the best revenge.

Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in the Post Office.

Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.

The world is round; it has no point.

Girls just want to have funds.