A. A. Milne

For one person who dreams of making fifty thousand pounds, a hundred people dream of being left fifty thousand pounds.

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

"How long does getting thin take?" Pooh asked anxiously.

I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.

If ever there is a tomorrow when we're not together… there is something you must always remember, you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think even if we're apart … I'll always be with you.

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.